Newton's third law in Proverbs !

NEWTON'S THIRD LAW STATES:
"Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction... "
Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb!
There always exist two sides of the same coin! You be the judge.

All good things come to those who wait.	BUT	Time and tide wait for none.
The pen is mightier than the sword.	BUT	Actions speak louder than words.
Wise men think alike.	BUT	Fools seldom differ.
The best things in life are free	BUT	There's no such thing as a free lunch
Slow and steady wins the race	BUT	Time waits for none.
Look before you leap	BUT	Strike while the iron is hot
Do it well, or not at all.	BUT	Half a loaf is better than none.
Birds of a feather flock together.	BUT	Opposites attract.
Don't cross your bridges before you come to them.	BUT	Forewarned is forearmed.
Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.	BUT	Faith will move mountains.
Great starts make great finishes.	BUT	It isn't over till it's over.
Practice makes perfect.	BUT	All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Silence is golden.	BUT	The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
You're never too old to learn.	BUT	You can't teach an old dog new tricks
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.	BUT	One man's meat is another man's poison.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.	BUT	Out of sight, out of mind.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.	BUT	Many hands make light work.
Hold fast to the words of your ancestors.	BUT	Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.

Do ask 'WHY' ?

EVER  WONDER ........ ? 

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?


Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? 

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

A practical lesson in 'financial management'

A beggar to another beggar: I had a grand dinner at Taj Hotel (five star) yesterday.
How? The other beggar asked.
First begger: Some one gave me a Rs 100/- note yesterday.
I went to Taj and ordered dinner worth Rs 1,000/-,
and enjoyed the dinner.  When the bill came, I said, I had no money.
The Taj manager called the police man, and handed me over to him.
I gave the Rs 100/- note to the police fellow, and he set me free.
A wonderful example of financial management indeed

TINTU MON

Lungi Mahatmyam !!!

Just as the national bird of Kerala is Mosquito, her
national dress is 'Lungi'. Pronounced as 'Lu' as in loo
and 'ngi ' as in 'mongey', a lungi can be identified by
its floral or window-curtain pattern. 'Mundu' is the
white variation of lungi and is worn on special
occasions like hartal or bandh days, weddings and Onam.
Lungi is simple and 'down to earth' like the mallu
wearing it. Lungi is the beginning and the end of
evolution in its category. Wearing something on the top
half of your body is optional when you are wearing a
lungi. Lungi is a strategic dress. It's like a
one-size-fits-all bottoms for Keralites.

The technique of wearing a lungi/mundu is passed on
from generation to generation through word of mouth
like the British Constitution. If you think it is an
easy task wearing it, just try it once! It requires
techniques like breath control and yoga that is a notch
higher than sudarshan kriya of AOL. A lungi/mundu when
perfectly worn won't come off even in a quake of 8 on
the richter scale. A lungi is not attached to the waist
using duct tape, staple, rope or velcro. It's a bit of
mallu magic whose formula is a closely guarded secret
like the Coca Cola chemicals.

A lungi can be worn 'Full Mast' or 'Half Mast' like a
national flag. A 'Full Mast' lungi is when you are
showing respect to an elderly or the dead. Wearing it
at full mast has lots of disadvantages. A major
disadvantage is when a dog runs after you. When you are
wearing a lungi/mundu at full mast, the advantage is
mainly for the female onlookers who are spared the
ordeal of swooning at the sight of hairy legs.

Wearing a lungi 'Half Mast' is when you wear it
exposing yourself like those C grade movie starlets. A
mallu can play cricket, football or simbly run when the
lungi is worn at half mast. A mallu can even climb a
coconut tree wearing lungi in half mast. "It's not good
manners, especially for ladies from decent families, to
look up at a mallu climbing a coconut tree"- Confucius
(or is it Abdul Kalam?) Most mallus do the traditional
dance kudiyattam. Kudi means drinking alcohol and
yattam, spelled as aattam, means random movement of the
male body. Note that 'y' is silent. When you are
drinking, you drink, there is no 'y'. Any alcohol
related "festival" can be enjoyed to the maximum when
you are topless with lungi and a towel tied around the
head. "Half mast lungi makes it easy to dance and shake
legs" says Candelaria Amaranto, a Salsa teacher from
Spain after watching 'kudiyaattam' .

The 'Lungi Wearing Mallu Union' [LUWMU, pronounced LOVE
MU], an NGO which works towards the 'upliftment' of the
lungi, strongly disapprove of the GenNext tendency of
wearing Burmuda under the lungi. Burmuda under the
lungi is a conspiracy by the CIA. It's a disgrace to
see a person wearing burmuda with corporate logos under
his lungi. What they don't know is how much these
corporates are limiting their freedom of movment and
expression.

A mallu wears lungi round the year, all weather, all
season. A mallu celebrates winter by wearing a
colourful lungi with a floral pattern. Lungi provides
good ventilation and brings down the heat between legs.
A mallu is scared of global warming more than anyone
else in the world.

A lungi/mundu can be worn any time of the day/night. It
doubles as blanket at night. It also doubles up as a
swing, swimwear, sleeping bag, parachute, facemask
while entering/exiting toddy shops, shopping basket and
water filter while fishing in ponds and rivers. It also
has recreational uses like in 'Lungi/mundu pulling', a
pastime in households having more than one male member.
Lungi pulling competitions are held outside toddyshops
all over Kerala during Onam and Vishu. When these
lungis are decommissioned from service, they become
table cloths. Thus the humble lungi is a cradle to
grave appendage

A simple puzzle

A simple puzzle can you solve it 

IT'S A 7 LETTER WORD.. 

IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME. 

IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME. 

IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME. 

IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME. 

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A POSTBOX

The Girlfreind defined

A Girlfriend is one who changes every habit of a guy and after an year
would say
"YOU ARE NOT LIKE BEFORE. U HAVE CHANGED A LOT.... I hate you"