Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Kutty's Microsoft Interview !

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman forMicrosoft Europe.
5000candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kutty

BillGates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.
2000people left the room.
Kutty says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try!'

BillGates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people left the room.
Kutty says to himself  'I never managed anybody bymyself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me ?' So he stays.

BillGates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
500 people left the room.
Kutty says to himself, 'I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.

Lastly,Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave.
498 people left the room.
Kutty says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'
Calmly,Kutty turns to the other candidate and says 'Naatil Evdyaa?'
The other candidate answers "Thrissuranu.. ....nammalevidea"?