Love and Marriage- The difference!

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.
But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... But may be there is an even bigger one
waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.
So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, "...this is love... You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already miss the person...."
"What is marriage then?" the student asked.
The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.
The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... This is marriage.

Once in A Sunday School

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she
slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was
napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice didn't
stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin
and jabbed her in the rear.


 
"God Almighty!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good" and Janice fell back asleep.
 
A
while later the teacher asked Janice, "Who is our Lord and Saviour."
But, Janice didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came
to the rescue and stuck her again.


 
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, "Very good," and Janice fell back asleep.
 
Then
the teacher asked Janice a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her
with the pin.


 
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, "If you stick me with that thing one more time, I'll break it in half and stick it up your ass!"
 
... the teacher fainted!