Thursday, August 19, 2010

Newton's third law in Proverbs !

NEWTON'S THIRD LAW STATES:
"Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction... "
Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb!
There always exist two sides of the same coin! You be the judge.

All good things come to those who wait.

BUT

Time and tide wait for none.

The pen is mightier than the sword.

BUT

Actions speak louder than words.

Wise men think alike.

BUT

Fools seldom differ.

The best things in life are free

BUT

There's no such thing as a free lunch

Slow and steady wins the race

BUT

Time waits for none.

Look before you leap

BUT

Strike while the iron is hot

Do it well, or not at all.

BUT

Half a loaf is better than none.

Birds of a feather flock together.

BUT

Opposites attract.

Don't cross your bridges before you come to them.

BUT

Forewarned is forearmed.

Doubt is the beginning of wisdom.

BUT

Faith will move mountains.

Great starts make great finishes.

BUT

It isn't over till it's over.

Practice makes perfect.

BUT

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Silence is golden.

BUT

The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

You're never too old to learn.

BUT

You can't teach an old dog new tricks

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

BUT

One man's meat is another man's poison.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

BUT

Out of sight, out of mind.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

BUT

Many hands make light work.

Hold fast to the words of your ancestors.

BUT

Wise men make proverbs and fools repeat them.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Do ask 'WHY' ?

EVER  WONDER ........ ? 

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?


Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? 


You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?