Saturday, October 10, 2009

NAIL IN THE FENCE

NAIL IN THE FENCE    
 

cid:3912108441000000@web94007.mail.in2.yahoo.com

 

Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence. (Most importantly the last sentence)



 

There once was a little boy who had a bad



 

temper.

cid:3912108441000001@web94007.mail.in2.yahoo.com


 

His Father gave him a bag of nails



 

and told him that every time he lost his



 

temper, he must hammer a nail into the back

cid:3912108441000002@web94007.mail.in2.yahoo.com

 

of the fence.

The first day the boy had


cid:3912108441000003@web94007.mail.in2.yahoo.com
 

driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the next


cid:3912108441000004@web94007.mail.in2.yahoo.com
 

few weeks, as he learned to control his


cid:3912108441000005@web94007.mail.in2.yahoo.com
 

anger, the number of nails hammered daily

cid:3912108441000006@web94007.mail.in2.yahoo.com


 

gradually dwindled down.  He discovered 

   
cid:3912108441000007@web94007.mail.in2.yahoo.com
 

it was easier to hold his temper than to



 

drive those nails into the fence.

cid:3912108441000008@web94007.mail.in2.yahoo.com

 

Finally the ! day came when the boy didn't



 

lose his temper at all. He told his father



 

about it and the father suggested that the



 

boy now pull out one nail for each day that he

was able to hold

his temper.


 

cid:3912108441000008@web94007.mail.in2.yahoo.com

 

The days passed and the young boy was finally


cid:3912108441000009@web94007.mail.in2.yahoo.com
 

able to tell his father that all the nails

were gone. The father took his son by the



 

hand and led him to the fence He said, "You



 









have done well, my son, but look at the



 

holes in the fence. The fence will never be



 

the same. When you say things in anger,



 

they leave a scar just like this one.  You can put

a knife in a man and draw it out.


 



 

It won't matter how many times you say "I'm



 

sorry", the wound is still there.  A verbal



 

wound is as bad as a physical one.



 

Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They


cid:3912108441000010@web94007.mail.in2.yahoo.com
 

make you smile and encourage you to succeed.



 

They lend an ear, they share words of praise



 

and they always want to open their hearts to us."

Monday, October 5, 2009

Oldage

Old age wealth !



  Silver on the Hair 


  Gold on the Teeth..


  
Stones in the Kidneys 


 
Sugar in the Blood.


 
Lead on the Feet.


 
Iron in the Arteries.


  
And an inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas..

 

AND WITH FRIENDS ALSO EQUALLY WEALTHY


  We never thought we'd accumulate such wealth!

Saturday, October 3, 2009

LIFE

"Life is a terrible disease, Sexually transmitted"

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Things you should know about the AUDITs !!!

with due respect to the Auditor fraternity
"WHAT IS AUDIT"?
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.
Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie
gets out and asks the shepherd, 'If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?'
The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, 'Okay.'
The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with
algorithms and pivot tables. He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says, 'You have exactly 1,586 sheep.'
The shepherd cheers, 'That's correct, you can have your sheep.'
The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.
The shepherd looks at him and asks, 'If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?'
The young man answers, 'Yes, why not?'
The shepherd says, 'You are an auditor.'
'How did you know?' asks the young man.
'Very simple,' answers the shepherd..'
Firstly, you came here without being wanted.
Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.
Thirdly, you don't understand anything about my business....'
'.....Now can I have my DOG back?'
 

Friday, September 4, 2009

Einstein or Marilyn ?


Look like Albert Einstein. Walk away from your comp screen and look from 15 feets away. It is Marlyn Monroe !!!
An amazing optical illusion !!!

Social impact of Swine flue !!


Poor couple suffering from fear of H1 N1 !!!